Fear the Unicorn

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lyrics

here they come
horny creatures of the night
with their wings they take flight
setting wrong what was right
here they come the unicorns

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion

here they come
raping burning everywhere
leaving nothing left to spare
dragging women to their lair
here they come the unicorns... look out now!

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion

here they come
they've surrounded the village
ultimor gather the men
you hide the women
they're all encircling the town
we'll fight em off
and protect our virgin lasses from
those horny, hairy, hung, fucks.

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion

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from Eat The Rainbow, released January 1, 2006

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in the magic land of silatria

the wise king theodorf faced a grave dilema

an evil dragon terrorized his lands

so he told his warriors to take a sword in hand

but none returned no none could defeat it

and wise king theodorf feared he would be unseated
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