Eat The Rainbow

by Dragon Slayer

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Everything you ever wanted to know about...Dragons.

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released January 1, 2006

halineth de bard, ultimor the knight and steve the necromancer

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Dragon Slayer Brooklyn, New York

in the magic land of silatria

the wise king theodorf faced a grave dilema

an evil dragon terrorized his lands

so he told his warriors to take a sword in hand

but none returned no none could defeat it

and wise king theodorf feared he would be unseated
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Track Name: The Ballad of Captain Awesome
yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
drinking lots of swill and heading out to sea
raiding ships for treasure
coming back to shore
me matey be on one side
at the other be my whore

when i wake at morning
i look up to the sun
on the ships deck
the days work has begun
our black sails are open
the course is fully set
i wonder what we'll find today
or who we will have met

yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
drinking lots of swill and heading out to sea
raiding ships for treasure
coming back to shore
me matey be on one side
at the other be my whore

up on the crows nest
looking to the west
what do i see?
it be a treasure chest
it's on a royal vessel
guarded on both sides
men get your swords
we'll take em by surprise

yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
drinking lots of swill and heading out to sea
raiding ships for treasure
coming back to shore
me matey be on one side
at the other be my whore

taking what you can
giving nothing back
the sailors beg and plead for us
to cut a little slack
but that is not our way
for we are very proud
and in the pirate's code,
mercy's not allowed.

yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
drinking lots of swill and heading out to sea
raiding ships for treasure
coming back to shore
me matey be on one side
at the other be my whore

i dream of gold and diamonds
retire on a private island
or maybe i will die one day
roll the dice and sail away...

sail away?
sail away...
yay? okay!!!!

yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me
drinking lots of swill and heading out to sea
raiding ships for treasure
coming back to shore
me matey be on one side
at the other be my whore
Track Name: Dashdallion
riding faster than the light
horse like body
human height
he eats grass and bails of hay
he likes playing video games

ride on ride on
dashdallion
game on game on
dashdallion

has no friends avoids the light
he beat zelda in one night
parents hang their heads in shame
because their son is so lame lame lame lame

ride on ride on
dashdallion
game on game on
dashdallion

you want this?
you can't handle this baby
you know why?
i am the centaur of might
i got four hooves wrapped around your heart baby
you know why?
i am the centaur might
i am the centaur of light

ride on ride on
dashdallion
game on game on
dashdallion
Track Name: Die You Dragon MuthaFucka
in the magic land of silartia
the wise king theo-dorf
faced a great dilema
an evil dragon terrorized his land
so he told his warriors to take a sword in hand
but none returned and none could defeated
the wise king theo-dorf feard he would be unseated

but then he came with hair long and gold
shimmering armor, what a sight to behold
he was ultimor the swordsman of power
he swore the dragon would see his last hour
then he sped off on a stallion of white
galloping at the speed of light

steve...
in the region
of brooke lyon
all the women
and the children
they were dying. hahahahaha,
in a black robe with a musty mask
a wizard stood with a bone laden staff
energy surged from his magical might
undead minions to his left and to his right
he needed to capture a dragons soul
to make a magic potion to save them aaauuhhwwl.

he was steve
steve the necromancer
he was steve... mwuahahahaha
steve the necromancer!!!

atop the mountain zade
the dragon waited for its prey
from the west a warrior brave
from the east he smelled of grave

two entered his cave
same time
same place
a battle then
ensued but it deeeeed not look gewwd

the dragon was about to consume them
with the flame from his breath
fire poured from his mouth
but then this song echoed out

"music is the magic"
that's what i said
the dragon was distracted and they cut off his head
thank you my friend, what's your name?
it's halineth.

they returned to the town
people dancing all around
let's go far away
save the world
everyday
all the people would know our names...
dragon slayer.
Track Name: Fear the Unicorn
here they come
horny creatures of the night
with their wings they take flight
setting wrong what was right
here they come the unicorns

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion

here they come
raping burning everywhere
leaving nothing left to spare
dragging women to their lair
here they come the unicorns... look out now!

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion

here they come
they've surrounded the village
ultimor gather the men
you hide the women
they're all encircling the town
we'll fight em off
and protect our virgin lasses from
those horny, hairy, hung, fucks.

fear the unicorn
mighty stallion
strike battalion
Track Name: In the Rainbow
put your faith in the rainbow
we'll be here sharing love
if alone in the darkness
do not fear, look above.

riding on wings of a dragon we soar
smiting the evil that we three abhor.
ultimor rides out with sword held up high
with steve in the shadows, no villain can hide.

put your faith in the rainbow
we'll be here sharing love
if alone in the darkness
do not fear, look above.

for glory and love
i will tell you a tale
long journeys with heroes
that do not fail
dream long enough
you can join in our quest
to make this world better
you must pass this test

put your faith in the rainbow
we'll be here sharing love
if alone in the darkness
do not fear, look above.

gather your strength
focus your spirit
hang on tight we're going for a ride
trust each other
believe in love
adventure is the only way to liiiiiVe.

put your faith in the rainbow
we'll be here sharing love
if alone in the darkness
do not fear, look above.
Track Name: Kevin Sorbo A Go Go
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo

kevin sorbo
godly man
smiting evil with his
mighty back hand
hercules
son of zeus
women want
his manly juice

go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo

kevin sorbo
space commander
commands a ship
cuz he's a space commander
sexy aliens
big and smowll
want kevin sorbo
in their black hole

go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo

hercules boned xena
after that andromeda
eiolis, what ever happened to him?

go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo
go go kevin sorbo

kull, the conqueror
with this axe, i rule!

first it was a dream, now it's a necessity.
Track Name: Pixie Dew
he was a troll that made pixies cry
underneath the bridge and covered in dew
a big ugly troll wanted pixie poo
working on his garments
something’s not right…
the missing ingredient was “sexy fright”
waiting in the shadows and hoping for prey
a pixie came a floatin’ in a sexy way
he jumped up at her with a vicious roar
an ahhhh and an oooh then she fell to the floor
he was a troll that made pixies cry
picking her up with cold slimey hands
he took her below with sinister plans
stuck her in a bottle with a cork in the top
the stench of his breath almost made her throw opp
“now pixie dear here’s what i will do… my clothes need sexy and it’s coming from YOU!”
licking his lips with magnificent eyes.
he scared her so much that she started to cry.
he was a troll that made pixies cry
shoobeedoo wap wap
boowabeedee dat
deebeeep bop bop doowabitty SCAT
bap bap doo wap shee shabee dee doo!!
bop bop baloobop I WANT YOUR POO!!!
he was a troll that made pixies cry
the bottle filled with tears and a little sexy turd
the pixie flew away without a word
“this is my prize!!! now my clothes are complete!!!”
so he poured the bottle out from his head to his feet
but the tears of a pixie are a magical thing.
he burst into flames and we started to sing x3
he was a troll that made pixies cry
pixie’s poo is what he wants from you
he’s covered in dew
he’s covered in poo!!!!
Track Name: Scrub the Dark of Night
drops fall across my chest
i take off my vest
this is the best
makes me feel like i'm whole again
soap grinds across my skin
clean is not a sin
gives me such a grin so i do and i do it again

lather rinse repeat
from my head to feet
makes me feel complete
lather rinse ruh-peat

scrub the dark of night
cleaness is in sight
get my rubber ducky then we start to have some fun
dry
drying my behind
what did i just find?
a treasure trove of grime, now i gotta go back in again...

lather rinse repeat
from my head to feet
makes me feel complete
lather rinse ruh-peat

oh ya that's a little better
but you still have a little funk about ya
a dirty little blonde funk that only we can get out
alright if you say it with me maybe we can make you smell like daisies again

two things you need...
soap
water
soap
h2o..whoah.
Track Name: Speida Sentsu
happy party yesterday
sugoi jane
Track Name: Take it to the Basement
cry take it to the basement
or my parent's will yell
take it to the basement...
Track Name: We are the Party
roll the dice
20 side
i am a warrior can't be denied
elf on my back
watching out
dwarf with an axe standing stout
searching for treasure golden power
clearing out goblins from the tower
save the princess from the dark lord
protect the village from the demon horde.

we are the party
strong and hearty
always ready to go where the danger lies

cornered in the deepest dungeon
stick together to overcome
wizard friend cast your spell
to blast those monsters back to hell
run real fast
watch the trap!
we might get out just follow the map
the enemy stalks us out of sight
follow me now into the light

we are the party
strong and hearty
always ready to go where the danger lies

we don't need your thanks
we don't want your gifts
a noble adventure is all that we wish

we are the party
strong and hearty
always ready to go where the danger lies