Pixie Dew

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he was a troll that made pixies cry
underneath the bridge and covered in dew
a big ugly troll wanted pixie poo
working on his garments
something’s not right…
the missing ingredient was “sexy fright”
waiting in the shadows and hoping for prey
a pixie came a floatin’ in a sexy way
he jumped up at her with a vicious roar
an ahhhh and an oooh then she fell to the floor
he was a troll that made pixies cry
picking her up with cold slimey hands
he took her below with sinister plans
stuck her in a bottle with a cork in the top
the stench of his breath almost made her throw opp
“now pixie dear here’s what i will do… my clothes need sexy and it’s coming from YOU!”
licking his lips with magnificent eyes.
he scared her so much that she started to cry.
he was a troll that made pixies cry
shoobeedoo wap wap
boowabeedee dat
deebeeep bop bop doowabitty SCAT
bap bap doo wap shee shabee dee doo!!
bop bop baloobop I WANT YOUR POO!!!
he was a troll that made pixies cry
the bottle filled with tears and a little sexy turd
the pixie flew away without a word
“this is my prize!!! now my clothes are complete!!!”
so he poured the bottle out from his head to his feet
but the tears of a pixie are a magical thing.
he burst into flames and we started to sing x3
he was a troll that made pixies cry
pixie’s poo is what he wants from you
he’s covered in dew
he’s covered in poo!!!!


from Eat The Rainbow, released January 1, 2006



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Dragon Slayer Brooklyn, New York

in the magic land of silatria

the wise king theodorf faced a grave dilema

an evil dragon terrorized his lands

so he told his warriors to take a sword in hand

but none returned no none could defeat it

and wise king theodorf feared he would be unseated
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